Guess who's UNO's new Covergirl?

None other than Sandara PARK!

And Here It Is!!



Watch out for more of Sandara's Pics only in Marjonlandia!

Guess who's UNO's new Covergirl?

None other than Sandara PARK!
Watch out for more of Sandara's Pics only in Marjonlandia!

The Internet Is For Porn

by Avenue Q


Now, this is not funny..
THIS.. IS.. HILARIOUS!!





KATE
The internet is really really great
TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn
KATE
I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait
TREKKIE
For porn
KATE
Huh?
There's always some new site,
TREKKIE
For porn!
I browse all day and night
TREKKIE
For porn!
KATE
It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light
TREKKIE
For porn!
KATE
Trekkie!

TREKKIE
The internet is for porn
KATE
Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for porn,
KATE
What are you doing!?
TREKKIE
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn

KATE
Treee—kkie!
TREKKIE
Oh hello kate monster
KATE
You are ruining my song
TREKKIE
Oh me sorry, me no mean to
KATE
Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
TREKKIE
Me no talkie
KATE
Good

I’m glad we have this new technology
TREKKIE
For porn
KATE
Which gives us untold opportunity
TREKKIE
For por—oops, sorry
KATE
Right from you own desktop
TREKKIE
For ---
KATE
You can research browse and shop
Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
TREKKIE
FOR PORN!!


Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for porn!
KATE
Noooo
TREKKIE
The internet if for porn!
KATE
Trekkie
TREKKIE
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

KATE
That’s gross you’re a pervert
TREKKIE
Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
KATE
NO really, your a pervert
Normal people don’t sit at home and look
At porn on the internet
TREKKIE
Ohhhh?
KATE
What?!
TREKKIE
You have no idea
Ready normal people?

NORMAL PEOPLE
Ready--- ready ----ready

TREKKIE
Let me hear it!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON
Sorry kate
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON
I masturbate!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!

KATE
The internet is not for porn!!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
PORN!, PORN, P---

KATE
HOLD ON A SECOND!

Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online

ROB
That’s correct.

KATE
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com

BRIAN
Sure!

KATE
And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay

GARY
Yes I do!

KATE
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card

PRINCETON
True!

TREKKIE
Oh, but Kate-
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?

PRINCETON
. .yeah

KATE
EEEWWWWW!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
KATE
Gross!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
KATE
I hate porn
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Grab your dick and double click
KATE
I hate you men!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
For porn, porn, porn!
(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE
I’m leaving!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Porn, porn, porn, porn
porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE
I hate the internet!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Porn, porn, porn, porn

TREKKIE
The internet is for

TREKKIE AND SOME
The internet is for

TREKKIE AND ALL
The internet is for PORN!

TREKKIE
YEAH

The Seven Homunculi

Lust

She was created from the failed transmutation of Scar's brother. She has the ability to extend her nails to infinite lengths and make them razor sharp. She appears to lead the homunculi Envy and Gluttony. Her tattoo of Oruboros is located on her chest.

Gluttony

He has the mentality of a child and a stomach that is always craving for food. Because of this, the only thing he thinks about is food. His ability is that he can devour anything, including metal. His tattoo of Oruboros is on his toung.

Envy

He is very old, though his exact age is unknown. His ability is to change his appearance into other people. He can mimic their voices as well. For an unknown reason he despises Edward because the blood of his dreaded enemy courses through his veins. Envy's tattoo of Oruboros is on his upper leg.

Pride

He is in truth King Bradley of the military. He was created by Dante specifically to infiltrate and control the military so that Dante could be the puppetmaster behind all the military actions. His tattoo of Oruboros is on his eye behind his eyepatch. The eye lets him see all possible outcomes of situations so he can predict the moves of an opponent before they even happen.

Sloth

Sloth was created from the Elrics failed transmutation in the beginning of the series. She has the tattoo of Oruboros underneath her left shoulder. She acts like a mother to Wrath and takes care of him.

Greed

He was created by Dante. His power is to change his body into an impenetrable material formed from the carbon in his body, most likely diamond. His alias is the strongest shield because of this. Apparently he does not want to become human. After Edward pierces his heart with his auto-mail Greed reveals that the weakness homunculus have is that they become mortal when near the bones of their respective creator or of the people they were supposed to become. He dies shortly afterwards. His tattoo of Oruboros is on his hand.

Wrath

This little child is in reality the evil homunculus Wrath. He was created by Izumi Curtis and he took Edward's arm and leg when Edward performed a human transmutation and now he wants the rest of Ed's body so that he can become a human. His tattoo of Oruboros is on the bottom of his foot.

Katharine McPhee Song Compilation

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm still crazy for her and all shook up!
My sexy girlfriend, Katharine McPhee!

SINCE I FELL FOR YOU


SOMEONE TO WATCH OVER ME


THINK(2nd song), HOUND DOG(3rd Last song)


HOUND DOG / ALL SHOOK UP


BLACK HORSE AND CHERRY TREE


BLACK HORSE AND CHERRY TREE(STUDIO)


SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW


MY DESTINY


Kat, I love you!

Carrie Underwood Song Compilation

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL


ALONE


ANGELS BROUGHT ME HERE


INSIDE YOUR HEAVEN(WINNER MOMENT)


INSIDE YOUR HEAVEN(STUDIO VERSION)

8/13 Ratings : Marjonlandia hits TOP 600 in PTB!

Date - PTB - WTB
Aug 3 - 1440 - 1890
Aug 5 - 645 - 695
Aug 7 - 630 - 660
Aug 13 - 599 - 607

At Last, PDA is coming!

The hosts of the Pinoy Dream Academy, which will be starting in today (August 12), are:

Sam Milby and Toni Gonzaga

Pinoy Dream Academy will not only be shown on ABS-CBN Channel. It will also be aired on Studio 23, just like what they did with the 3 seasons of Pinoy Big Brother hosted by Asia Agcaoili. The PDA on Studio 23 will be hosted by JC Cuadrado and Bettina Carlos.


For the last time, What is Pinoy Dream Academy?

Pinoy Dream Academy is another collaborative show of Endemol and ABS-CBN just like the Pinoy Big Brother and Deal or No Deal franchises. This show gives oppurtunities to star wannabees to reach stardom and maximize their star potentials.

Originally known as Star Academy, its emerging popularity brought about its franchises in various part of the world. Africa refers to it as Project Fame while in the US it’s touted as The One: Making a Music Star. Other countries who caught the Star Academy fever are the UK, Turkey, Spain, Russia, Romania, Portugal, the Netherlands, Middle East, Mexico, Italy, India, Greece, Germany, France, Chile, Canada, Bulgaria, Brazil, Belgium, and Argentina.

In spite of the various names that its been called in each country, the mechanics are basically the same, wherein the “academy” is being managed by a principal and teachers are there to teach the students various artistic disciplines. Day and night the students will be monitored by hidden cameras and there would be weekly live performances of the students where they will showcase the things they have learned and practiced in the past week. During the concert, a panel of jurors will choose the students who will be nominated for the week. The public then gets to vote for the student they want to remain at the academy.

Star Academy is actually the second biggest reality show franchise in the world - the top being Big Brother; and soon will invade the Philippines television.

Source : PINOY DREAM ACADEMY OFFICIAL SITE

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American Idol 5 - The Reunion

Pictures from the American Idol concert in Fort Lauderdale.

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Yeah! We rock!

After another 2 days, you supported my blog and now it reached Rank 630 in Pinoy Top Blogs and 666 in World's Top Blogs.

Here's a table for you to understand:

Date - PTB - WTB
Aug 3 - 1440 - 1890
Aug 5 - 645 - 695
Aug 7 - 620 - 655


Yeah!

Thank you..

In just two days, Marjonlandia reaches Rank 645 in Pinoy Top Blogs and in just A SINGLE DAY , it reaches Rank 695 in World's Top Blogs. I am so grateful and overwhelmed.

Last Friday, I've learned that Marjonlandia only reached Rank 1440 in PTB and, yesterday, 1890 in WTB .
Wheew.. What a skyrocket!

Last last friday, when I checked the number of my blog's visitors, the meter showed 290 but when I checked out last friday, it showed 432. Wow!

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My 9th Periodical Exam in Pisay..

Actually, it's my first perio this school year. It's my ninth because I'm already a Junior. Just wanna be 'dramatic', that's all. Anyway, Pisayanos, get ready! Especially the juniors! And pipz finish your projects. And dont leave a single responsibility. I mean, talk about it. I haven't finished my Physics Bring Home Activity, my Research Methodology and my Filipino Essay. I'm still deciding whether I'm going to have the trims on my 3 X 4 hair(It must be 4 X 5..Ssshh..). I still don't have a medicinal plant.

Guess I have to start now..

Good Luck And God Bless!

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The World's Most Photorealistic Vector Art

{illustration by Paul Bush}

Whether for challenge, or for pushing the boundaries of what the Illustrator can do, or just for the sheer pleasure of creating, these brilliant artist has dazzled, wowed, and amazed me with the pyrotechnic showcasing of their technical mastery.

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